Dating tips gone wrong - I followed a formula to make him commit

I developed a foolproof strategy to make him commit: Be unavailable. My dating coach said men love the chase. So I created a complex algorithm to calculate response times. Text response formula:... ...Read more

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How to Play Hard to Get: I Lost My Soulmate to a Girl Who Actually Got Coffee

Met this amazing guy at a coffee shop. He asked for my number right away. My friend said: "Make him work for it." So I followed the "expert dating rules": Take 4 hours to reply Say no 3 times... ...Read more

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Asked my girlfriend what her relationship goals were. She said she wants us to be like those cute elderly couples who still hold hands after 50 years. I said that's adorable. She said yeah,... ...Read more

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Asked Google 'signs he likes you' Google: He makes eye contact My crush: walks into walls trying not to look at me Google: He finds excuses to touch you My crush: takes the longer route to avoid... ...Read more

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My ex wouldn't stop texting me after we broke up. So I hired a guy to pretend to be my new boyfriend on social media. Plot twist: He hired the same guy to make ME jealous. We both paid him $200 a... ...Read more

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My coworker asked me for relationship advice. Me, who once broke up with someone because they wrote Ronaldo in lowercase and Messi in uppercase. I told him communication is key. Like how I clearly... ...Read more

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My girlfriend accused me of cheating. Her evidence? I was too good at folding fitted sheets. 'No single man learns this on his own,' she said. 'Someone taught you.' I showed her my YouTube... ...Read more

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I prepared meticulously for my first date. Researched the restaurant. Practiced conversation topics. Memorized interesting facts. But I forgot to check if I was actually talking to the right... ...Read more

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