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Relationship Goals: When Your Girlfriend Takes 'Stick Together Forever' Too Literally

Asked my girlfriend what her relationship goals were. She said she wants us to be like those cute elderly couples who still hold hands after 50 years. I said that's adorable. She said yeah,... Read more

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Signs He Likes You: When Google's Dating Advice Meets Social Anxiety

Asked Google 'signs he likes you' Google: He makes eye contact My crush: walks into walls trying not to look at me Google: He finds excuses to touch you My crush: takes the longer route to avoid... Read more

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How to Get Over a Breakup: My Fake Instagram Boyfriend Scammed Us Both

My ex wouldn't stop texting me after we broke up. So I hired a guy to pretend to be my new boyfriend on social media. Plot twist: He hired the same guy to make ME jealous. We both paid him $200 a... Read more

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Ronaldo vs Messi: How Football's Greatest Rivalry Ruined My Love Life

My coworker asked me for relationship advice. Me, who once broke up with someone because they wrote Ronaldo in lowercase and Messi in uppercase. I told him communication is key. Like how I clearly... Read more

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How to Deal with Trust Issues: My Perfect Sheet-Folding Skills Almost Ruined My Relationship

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. Her evidence? I was too good at folding fitted sheets. 'No single man learns this on his own,' she said. 'Someone taught you.' I showed her my YouTube... Read more

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How I Accidentally Dated the Wrong Blind Date

I prepared meticulously for my first date. Researched the restaurant. Practiced conversation topics. Memorized interesting facts. But I forgot to check if I was actually talking to the right... Read more

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I always thought ice cream was my favourite until I tasted your lips

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I Built a Time Machine Instead of Getting Over My Ex

My therapist said I needed to stop stalking my ex's social media.So I invented a time machine instead.Not to get her back. Just to watch our first date from different angles.Had to sell my kidney to... Read more

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I Outsourced My Breakup To A Fiverr Freelancer And Now They're Getting Married

Needed to break up with my girlfriend but hate confrontation. Found a guy on Fiverr offering 'Premium Breakup Services - 100% satisfaction or your heartbreak back' Basic package: $5 Text... Read more

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pickup_lines 2 weeks ago

What's that perfume you're wearing? Oh! That's just you? I can't get enough you.

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What's 999,999,999 + 1? That's the amount of ways I wanna make you smile. ☺️

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Your heart’s big but your boobs are bigger 😉

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Romantic poems (10)

i never knew longing could be sweet until every moment apart became a countdown to seeing you again.

"how can you tell she's yours?"... "because in every crowded room, she's the one I see."

i like being alone but that is why i knew you were different because for the first time ever i wanted someone else's company more than my own 🥰

Romantic poems to melt your partners heart

Sometimes you can’t explain what you see in a person. It’s just the way they take you to a place where no one else can.

i built walls around my heart to keep the pain out, but you showed me that love can heal the deepest wounds

i thought my dreams were too big to share, but then you believed in them even more than i did.

I was afraid to fall in love again, but your patience made me feel safe enough to take the leap

Romantic love poem for your partner

You mean a lot to me ☺️🥰

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How to Behave on a First Date 🌹

Dating Tips: Why Texting 24/7 is the Ultimate Relationship Advice.

What is the best dating advice?

Apologize when you're wrong. Don't let pride be bigger than your relationship.

Do not send open-ended texts like, "Hey what's going on?"

Send this to her:

This generation’s dating ain't for me. You all are playing games. I need a forever person, not a 3-4 months type.

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Too Late to Say I Love You 🥺💔

The Boy Next Door

I Outsourced My Breakup To A Fiverr Freelancer And Now They're Getting Married

I Built a Time Machine Instead of Getting Over My Ex

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How to Get Over a Breakup: My Fake Instagram Boyfriend Scammed Us Both

Signs He Likes You: When Google's Dating Advice Meets Social Anxiety

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