pickup_lines 1 year ago

Why is she facetiming me with mouth open?

Me: Why're you facetime me with your mouth open? 

Her: That's where you need to be. 🤤

Me: Where?

Her: In my Jaws...

Me: 🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️💨

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