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Relationship Goals: When Your Girlfriend Takes 'Stick Together Forever' Too Literally

Asked my girlfriend what her relationship goals were. She said she wants us to be like those cute elderly couples who still hold hands after 50 years. I said that's adorable. She said yeah,... ...Read more

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Signs He Likes You: When Google's Dating Advice Meets Social Anxiety

Asked Google 'signs he likes you' Google: He makes eye contact My crush: walks into walls trying not to look at me Google: He finds excuses to touch you My crush: takes the longer route to avoid... ...Read more

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How to Get Over a Breakup: My Fake Instagram Boyfriend Scammed Us Both

My ex wouldn't stop texting me after we broke up. So I hired a guy to pretend to be my new boyfriend on social media. Plot twist: He hired the same guy to make ME jealous. We both paid him $200 a... ...Read more

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Ronaldo vs Messi: How Football's Greatest Rivalry Ruined My Love Life

My coworker asked me for relationship advice. Me, who once broke up with someone because they wrote Ronaldo in lowercase and Messi in uppercase. I told him communication is key. Like how I clearly... ...Read more

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How to Deal with Trust Issues: My Perfect Sheet-Folding Skills Almost Ruined My Relationship

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. Her evidence? I was too good at folding fitted sheets. 'No single man learns this on his own,' she said. 'Someone taught you.' I showed her my YouTube... ...Read more

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How I Accidentally Dated the Wrong Blind Date

I prepared meticulously for my first date. Researched the restaurant. Practiced conversation topics. Memorized interesting facts. But I forgot to check if I was actually talking to the right... ...Read more

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I Built a Time Machine Instead of Getting Over My Ex

My therapist said I needed to stop stalking my ex's social media.So I invented a time machine instead.Not to get her back. Just to watch our first date from different angles.Had to sell my kidney to... ...Read more