Anti pickup line responses or comebacks

I love you

(sneezes) sorry I'm allergic to bullshit

Can I buy you a drink?

Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

Can I have your name?

Why? Don’t you already have one?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

Yeah, but this time don't stop!

Do you wanna dance?

Sure, but not with you!

Do you want to be the sun of my life?

Yeah sure

Then stay far away from me

I think I've seen you someplace before?

Yeah, and that's why I don't go there anymore.